Exactly. I used to be in the same boat until I just quit trying. Maybe you’ll see this, maybe not.

I think you misspelled 3-series, which has always been the heart and soul of the company historically. Especially the last few generations of 5-series have been bloated barges.

And ageless beauty.....

the x7 is fucking hideous and its success a testament to modern society

You’re gaslighting a lot of qualities onto a car that you would never own anyway. Fact of the matter is, 1990s Japanese sports cars are skyrocketing in value because the kids that drooled over them in movies and video games are now adults with money to burn. The fact so many have been modded and tuned leaving next to…

You aren’t getting it. Any more modern car is going to kill anything 20 years + older in safety and performance. It’s about the styling and nostalgia, more the nostalgia.

Depends if Jackie Treehorn is a car guy.

Leno and Seinfeld should just buy a parking lot. That’s what the only guy from Seinfeld worth a damn would do.

In Las Vegas back in the mid ‘70's, the downtown casinos decided that they didn’t want “Those punk kids” to cruise downtown, so the cops started hassling them. The cruie moved a long way out to a pretty dead area. A few years later, “How come the young people don’t come downtown?”.

I’d tread lightly if I were Leno, Seinfeld or Farah - I hear the Malibu Police Chief doesn’t mess around:

Simple cure. Farah, Seinfeld, and Feresten can rotate cars and coffee at their own homes. Cut the celebrity anchor and the ship of fools will drift off.

I want a song that glorifies high mile shitboxes that receivevie regular maintenance using oem parts.

I want to do the opposite of what this song says and advocate for a Datsun over a Mercedes. 

How much say do the actors in the commercial get? Did they ever get an opportunity to say “Hey, we’re Black and nobody talks like this.”?

But as a Black man, I can say that the Black community doesn’t need marketing that uses our slang.

Also driving there at the end of December from Detroit. I’ll also go out of my way to avoid Nebraska so I’m taking the southwest route along I-44 and I-40.

Yeah. I mean Id certainly buy a Lambo if I could because I’ve wanted one since I was 5 but I really just want money so I can stop working so much and have more time. Id like to start a cured meat shop that I don’t need to churn out a profit to live off of.

How can Tesla possibly be worth the same amount as Google?

1st Gear: Tesla being valued so highly might be one of the best examples of why the stock market is just entirely smoke and mirrors.

They’ll go 100 % electric as soon as they find a way to make electric motors with self-destructing timing chains.