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If the stupid Tesla driver just stuck to driving in those little tunnels this wouldn’t be a problem.

God I love that meme

How many times do we have to tell people Elmer’s glue is NOT waterproof and it does not bond non-porous materials.

Why are people still buying these lemons!? Any other new carmaker would be sunk by now, they wouldn’t be able to give their stock away. Musk must have some sort of mind control machine to convince people these are worth buying, it is the only explanation.

Remember when we thought this would be over by summer? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Still to be uncovered is the cheezburger on the other side of the hill.

The company I work at has offices in China, and those colleagues have been back to work for a few months now. Basically they say most things are back to normal, they’ve had no cases at the offices. So even if the government is lying about numbers, companies seem to be operating more or less normally, which leads me to

Remember when Nissan was cool?

As I recall, that era was the height of government nannies and a mandated lack of fun. Kind of like today, but you had to pay for porn. The 300ZX was a breath of fresh air amid Family Trucksters and wood paneled Caravans, and it’s still the sexiest beast designed in the last thirty years. I’m pretty sure those

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Same thing happened with that awesome corvette ad that had a kid fantasizing about driving. Showed a kid flying around in a corvette, doing hotwheels stuff like loops in a construction tube. Sweet bit at the end where he is suprised to see a cool girl doing the same thing.

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

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“This is the worst example of an out-and-out speed ad that we have ever seen.”

Since high school i dreamt of the z32. Finally got one w/ low miles last month and i cant stop looking at it :stupid drool face:

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That’s a pretty good Nissan ad. Probably the second greatest Nissan ad ever. After this one:

If you took a drink everytime they said “Pro” you’d have alcohol poisoning in under two minutes during this segment.

Eh, I felt the opposite. For me the real draw of the earlier seasons wasn’t the “wacky characters having adventures” aspect but that it was all set in a mundane office with real office problems. HR issues, unionization, after-work parties, uh, “fraternization”, etc. When they got rid of all of the drones it just

Wheel of Morality, Turn, Turn, Turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn!

Okay. I love you. Bye bye.

Eddie was just cool. DLR was a hype man, Michael Anthony a party animal and Alex a beast on the kit (and kind of a goofball out from behind it), but Eddie always made being a rock star look fun and easy.