If my 340i wasn’t a lease the JB4 would have been installed post haste. 

As the owner of an 340i M Sport I enthusiastically agree! 

Ah. I was waiting for someone to mention Acura. I’ve said it for 20 years and I’ll say it again. Bring back the Legend nameplate!

I call this the Land Rover syndrome. Not reliable compared to a Japanese car, but we love them anyway!

As the owner of two 3ers I agree. Both act strange after sitting for an extended period of time.

Behold! The rarest E30 ever. Guaranteed to bring in the high dollars.

I’ve been in the grays for over 5 years. Probably closer to 10 years. I’ve tried everything to get out. Basically a Jalopnik employee has to follow you and you’re out of Kinja jail.

Nothing runs like a Deere!

+ Laguna Green E30. Pretty rare color along with Calypso.

I miss the Cabernet interior of my GS F Sport.

I thought it was a horn reference.

When is anything enough for Wall Street? Yeah never. 

Neutral: I have all the safety features I need in my E30. 30 year old airbag and ABS that may or may not work.

This reminds me of driving my E30 vs driving my F30. I struggle when I drive the new Bimmer because of lower visibility. I get that it’s safer than my E30, but man is it that much harder to make safe lane changes and turns. Give me my greenhouse any day!

WALL-E is always how I envision our future.

Oh lawd. I hear EBITDA 50 times a day at my company. 

I don’t know about you stealing the LR, but this LR will steal your wallet.

It’s a shitshow which is why people are leaving the state.

I had a related conversation with my mom recently on this subject. I said, why does the right want to make us go back to the 1950s like it was some golden era? Didn’t you have the same problems back then? It wasn’t all Leave It To Beaver and Donna Reed, right?

I have to think part of what Trump said was partially true. The part about wanting to own a tank to protect one’s self on the road.