Yes, there was a time when people dumped their shit in the street. I believe that was also around the time that the average life expectancy was, like, 30.

yeah i mean i get this woman, i do. i have a 4 month old myself, and being in a restaurant with 3 little kids by yourself and a poopy baby and all of the kids are excited to eat and probably have stuff that is a pain to drag out to the car? totally a huge pain in the ass, and the owners are inconsiderate asses not…

And get your shit together. Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

I have watched this about 10 times and laugh like I didn't know it was going to happen every time the dog falls off the couch. I love it.

Nothing brings me more joy than when my cat or my dog falls or miscalculates a jump, or otherwise does something that doesn't hurt them but makes them look ridiculous.

Take my wifi, please!

Disappointment does not involve losing the power of speech. Hah! Check!

Idk, I'm on the fence with her. I fully approve of called her Jennay and not Jenny though.

SSSHHHH JUST LET ME HATE JENNAY

Goddamnit.

Just wanted to point out a minor and generally insignificant detail error: he doesn't move to Louisiana for shrimping. Bayou La Batre is still in Alabama. Contrary to popular belief, not everything in the south with a French name is automatically Louisiana.

Can whoever gets this job please do what they can to establish some proper sub-genre tags? Like "spaghetti western" and such?

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

I have just applied for this job. It is my dream job. I watch more t.v. than anybody. I am watching Judge Judy right now as I'm typing this out.

You leave Turbo out of this. That movie is inspiring as fuck.

no, I'm gonna work for netflix. I don't need to pay for a car bc I'm not gonna leave my house.

God bless you, anonymous Netflix tagger who's dead tired of Bridezillas reruns.

You shut your mouth, Turbo is a work of art. SAMUEL L.JACKSON. AND SNOOP DOGG. VOICE SNAILS.

".... a 23-year-old entry level reporter who can shotgun an entire bucket of mozzarella sticks in a minute and speaks fluent text-lingo"....?