So bad makeup is now part of a person's body?

Zimmerman can join them both, they're all entitled fucks who think they can get away with murder.

I'm all for the death penalty. If that makes me a bad person, so be it, but she's worse.

During 2013 trial, Arias maintained the killing was self defense.

I remember. I remember, oh lawd I remember. Feels like another world; damn I'm old.

My lunch today was Hot Pockets. #sorrynotsorry

I think I should re-think the fact that my life choices CLEARLY AREN'T NEARLY AS AWESOME AS YOURS.

The only thing mentioned here that existed when I was a kid was the regular-sized Pixy Stix (at least, I don't remember anyone having the giant ones). More often, like at Halloween or whatever, we had this:

I have problems with Family Guy but will always love their "A bigger disappointment then Fruit Stripe Gum" bit.

He sounds like he has serious rage or mental health issues. And I am referring to the commentator not the kid.

"You can't do anything if you can't get everything out of the wall and if you cannot break everything down"

Going by the adult voice around 53 seconds, he picked it up from Linda herself. She clearly tells him "You're not listening to me! Listen to me now, listen to me now" to get his attention and she repeats the word "listen" half a dozen times after that in the video. He's probably mirroring her speech and expressions…

(They give a little shout-out to a certain lady blog you might be familiar with, too.)

I do not like this spying, man/Unless it's done by two Texans

Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, Palin and Cruz.
One for the racists and one for the lame
And one for the rednecks who live down the lane.
Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, they're all tools.

Nice bit of less-than-subtle racism on "Oh, yes we can."

So, we're all in agreement that Adam Scott and Paul Rudd won the photoshoot, RIGHT?! RIGHT?!!!!?

I legit snorted and choked on air when I read this. You win.

Woot! Me too.

Me too!