I actually find sleazy messages in soulsbourne games to be quite comforting, they provide comedic relief in an otherwise cruel and unforgiving environment. I could be playing in a particularly difficult section, filled with rage and feel the fun draining away, then suddenly stumble onto some asinine chest joke that…

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

Is really an article, like did you actually take the time to write this crap? Absolutely pathetic, this website never ceases to amaze me.

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”. 

Sounds like a problem with the community, not the game. 

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

It’s AB testing, pretty common in mobile games. They’re just seeing what people will pay for.

I am confused by the bottoms on that mint-green outfit; what are those called?

...and beyond that, do many people wear them? I admit to being a bit fashion-challenged (I dress reasonably well, but I don’t tend to keep up with trends--largely because I could never keep up, even if I wanted to), but I’ve not seen many…

Cool story, bro.