Staaaaahhhhpppp!!!

I was having drunken sex in a disabled bathroom in a casino with a girl I met on the internet (our third, least-public, location for the night) and, as we were re-positioning for some doggy-style, I accidentally and enthusiastically pushed it in her ass. She turned around and hit me across the chops.

It’s possible to…

Arrow pointing up for erect penis, and plus symbol pointing down for the ovaries and uterus/vagina descending.

Not hard at all (giggity...)

These people are fucking disgusting and deserve cancer. I had to stop reading. Liberals are just plain better people than this scum. They say you shouldn’t judge, but I judge the holy shit out of these deplorable garbage human beings. Sometimes some people are better than other people. And ignorant, racist, sexist,…

I have never fucked a woman. They have all fucked me. And then said “yeh”. It’s backwards, I know...

Poor Grace, lost her mom :(

Actually the universe is terrible, and so therefore is the entire human race. There is no god. Nothing you do matters. And existence = suffering.

Now. Do you commit suicide? Or do you quit being a delicate petal and make the most of a brutal reality?

I think the only way Trump would ever feel insulted is if every reputable news outlet, every tweet, every single right-thinking person in the world, decided to call Trump “fat-ass” for a week. Without explanation.

He would feel something. I guarantee.

But Liberals are “above” so many good bullying tactics. They will…

Because people are so stupid they’ll believe the dumbest lies the gun lobby can think of.

It’s actually a TERRIBLE Christmas tree.

You just need a regular large Christmas tree: closer to the camera. The people who are there don’t matter, only the photos do.

I’m so glad that people are finally seeing what the rest of the world has been seeing for so long.

Your ignorant, anti-intellectual country, with it’s expensive, useless education and low-paying jobs, its divisions, its racism, its sexism, its pollution and its guns..... is SO FAR from being the greatest nation on…

Bobby Finger: your mother carried you for 9 months. And now this is what you do with your life.

You are why cancer was invented.

These people are nobody. You might as well be telling me about the girl who lives down the road from you. Creep.

This is not a problem for modern grown up men. My partner and I have sex no matter what point her cycle is at.

This is not about men. You man-hater. So put down your pitchfork.

This is about RELIGION POISONING FUCKING EVERYTHING.

Ancient religions have rooted misogyny in our society. Ancient superstitions keep women…

Your ignorance to your own privilege, combined with your condescension, is fucking ugly. Cancer was invented for people like you. Die slowly, without dignity.

She loses all respect because she was with Rob. Did she just want a baby? That’s insane? Why hook up with a scrum like Rob just to have a baby? And why fuck up your body by having a baby in the first place? People who have children are fucked in the head.

Yeah, all religions have a lie at the middle of them. CHristianity has the lie about Jesus and salvation and heaven. People pay money for that.

Are you sucked in by religion too? Are you another sucker, just like Scientologists are suckers?

No religions are based on truth. They are all about suckering people in.

So you never heard of a tithe? My father gives 10% of his company earnings to the church.

It’s not that Scientology isn’t a religion, it’s that more things are religions than you might think.

Landmark Education is a religion for many.

And MANY MANY religions require you to give them money (for “spiritual services”...),…

These are the richest white trash family in America

Yeah I have a lot of slant-eye for Constance Wu...