brightseymour
Seymour Brighton
brightseymour

You’re an idiot. They’re still making fun of people who cared about the election. But the details of who are upset about the result has changed. Instead of animating Trump supporters being angry they’re animating Clinton supporters being devastated.

Oh whatever. You’re a moron who probably doesn’t even watch the show.

They were all right. They won.

Green was already taken. Black means evil. Purple means bi-sexual. Pink means female or gay. Orange and yellow are soft and weak. Brown is shit.

Also the communists weren’t using red any more since the cold war ended, it was up for the taking.

Also the Brits have been using red for left for a long time, so...

You’re WEAK. You would die in the wild. You’re a soft, domesticated breed who is frozen in the juvenile stage, like a dog. Grow up. It’s just news. You’re still going to die. Your life still doesn’t matter. Stop pretending like everything is so significant.

it’s folks going to fivethirtyeight and feeling better that will give Trump the presidency.

What a stupid comment. Cosby and Sandusky committed actual assaults on human people

Morocco is HELL ON EARTH. You are a deluded Morocco-cultist, trying to spread your hate-filled beliefs. Death to all Moroccans!

That’s it, then! It never happened!

I’m so embarrassed. I never had a reason to be embarrassed of my hometown before (internationally, that is.) Melbourne is one of the greatest cities on earth, still.

“No woman incapacitated by drugs could possibly defend herself against a famous rapist comedian who will violate her in as many ways as he feels because she was completely and utterly incapacitated and de-humanised”.

So men journalists can walk into a locker room and see women sports players naked? Is that the standard?

8 years ages you literally. The job ages you figuratively.

Gross. EW......... Love is just so gross.

You guys are brainwashed into the religion of a person. This is why people end up with terrible relationships. Love isn’t rational. It turns your brain into baby food mush.

Fuck, people in love are disgusting.

It’s OK because he’s going to be dating her in 10 years anyway, so....

“Had several people—including Isenor, multiple victims and one very diligent cop— *not worked tirelessly to see Drill-Mellum prosecuted, he might never have been.”

What part of your brain says “I’m about killing and murder of another race... I’m with the good guys.” Because NO-ONE thinks they’re wrong or the bad guy. How do they walk around thinking they’re the good ones? They’re on the side of right and good and God? How? Or do they just think “I don’t like what I don’t like,

Don’t talk about Will Ferrell like that

It’s spelt “crotch”. “I’m ready to grab my crotch”.

I don’t hold any phones... I never make phone calls anymore. The worst I could say is those “...” three little dots when someone’s writing a text, and then they go away, so you have no idea if a text is coming or not. Because that describes my mental state better than “hold the phone”.

You’re wrong. It’s more important for the person in their correct lane to continue driving forwards, and make a space behind them for the SUV to get in, which he tried to do. There was plenty of space for the SUV.

The person who was driving correctly in their own lane WAS NOT AN ASSHOLE.

The SUV didn’t put any indicator