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Jezebel isn’t a feminist website anymore, is it?

Jezebel isn’t a feminist website anymore, is it?

Um, you will NOT take away the fun I had with EU, no matter how hard you try: stranger on the internet. It still exists, and it still means something to me. Fuck Disney and George Lucas. Everything exists concurrently. No-one ruined my childhood, or disappointed my adulthood. All of nature is as it should be and

Because it’s NOT TRUEEEEEEEE

Wow... a lot of ... stuff... happens in the United States. It’s like you live in a world where most of the humans are malfunctioning.

So your parents saw a meth addict. Right.

Jjust shit on the ground and drive off. Thats why god made rain clouds.

...walkers

You drive a FRAUD and a LEMON!!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t help wondering if you’d grown up in a country where we call it “the park brake” (rather than “e-brake”) whether the thought would even cross your mind to use it while the vehicle was in motion.

This website is a microcosm of all humanity. The human race rejects you and your “e-brake”. You might as well disappear into thin air.

Yeah quit digging your HOLE man, or this comments thread might matter IRL and eat your SOUL... your very SOUL is at stake if you don’t stop digging this HOLE! You’re dyingggg!@@!!!!!

“Excuse me, but I know my bible very well, thank you...”

“We’re not saying you don’t! We’re saying there’s no god!”

E-Brake? You SUCK you stupid moron and you shoudl die because you are dumb and you shouldnt even EXIST! Your mother is a bad person. Cancer on your family!!!!!!!

I didn’t see Steinfeld going this way with her career after True Grit. Still impressed though.

Vice? Did Vice buy this place? I’m always behind...

I would include people who love “inspiring” bible quotes (while ignoring the masses of awful stuff in there) amongst this description. Religion perfectly suits all of those traits. Religion is the opium of the masses. In 2015 pseudo-intellectual neo-conservationist anti-capitalism is also like a religion.

Wow. That would be the end of Chipotle for me if I lived there. But looking at it now, it seems like the whitest fakest food ever, so maybe I would never have gone there in the first place.

So far the general consensus seems to be: “This is weird, I find this annoying, that makes no sense... but I LOVE this game and will definitely keep playing, probably for hundreds more hours.”

No... no no... roll the dice honey, you can do better.