I stopped getting into domestic relationships because I like my own space too much. I don’t even like seeing the same person every day.

She’s still doing that, but in a way that makes you OK with it.

Rich white women adopt black babies like most of us get new puppies. It’s an otherly accessory.

I was adopted, and I was inconsolable until I left home. My adoptive mother didn’t understand why I couldn’t buy into the fantasy that she was my mother like she so easily did.

“Sorry, lady, you’re a shit mother. You should NEVER have had kids.”

In fact, I’m still inconsolable... This life was a jip

I’m getting to the point now where seeing a rich white woman adopting a little black kid feels like seeing a rich white woman wearing an Indian Headdress, or a Bindi, or dressing up like a Harajuku Girl... or any other kind of race fetishization.

It’s all cliche and problematic.

These women aren’t interested in…

Three times around usually does it. Then it goes Straight in your little special bin that has a sealing lid on top. Like an outdoor trash can, but it’s tiny and plastic. Use this. It will help you in life. I say this as a boyfriend of many women. I’ve learned these things out of curiousity and necessity

Have a separate, small bin, with a lid. It’s your FHP bin, different and away from the normal bathroom bin.

Womanhood is natural. Modern life is weird. All the things we do to have hidden menstruation in human societies...

There was a point in human evolution where our species went from visible menstruation to hidden. It’s a fascinating history.

Bodies aren’t weird. Human culture is.

You’re supposed to have a tiny little bin, with a lid, for those things, so that your house-mates can still use the bathroom bin without gagging. And then you just empty the little bin in one hit.

I’m not a woman, I’ve just had too many relationships with women that evolved straight to domestic partnerships. I know…

Show me where it says the synthetic tampon itself is flushable.

You’re an excuse-maker. Stop justifying.

I don’t think the message on the packet saying “Don’t flush” is implying anything.. I think it very explicitly states you shouldn’t flush that shit. You, like most people (who call in to IT tech support) DO ... NOT... READ

If you make your own hypocritical rules, you don’t get to muse how fucking dumb people are. They are averagely dumb as you. Everyone makes their own internal set of rules, just like you. Everyone are hypocritical, judgemental schlubs, just like you. You are human. They are human. You are they and we are she, as they…

If she cut her hand then the glass was broken by his throw. He threw the GLASS AT HER and it SMASHED

I have an ex with behaviour like this.

Hiiiiiiii.......

I wish for a Red Dead Redemption game like this... even though I know it will be another GTA-in-the-Wild-West again... A rich thriving land with a less rail-driven story and character interactions would just be so great.

I’ve saved myself hundreds of hours by avoiding Fallout 4. Life is too short. I’ve had more fun…

When people question me, I tell them “I have to die one day. Living whatever fuck way I want is the least I can do for myself..”

Like, rapes, murders, child molestations, etc

And we’ll all do the god-damned Yub-Yub dance because fuck Darth Vader and fuck America. You’re all fucking terrorists. Die already. DIE WHITE AMERICANS. You stole that land. Die and get the fuck off. It’s not YOURS. You did NOTHING GOOD on that land, except murder and molest each other.

A nuke is coming for America. All your problems will be over then. America will deserve it too. You can slaughter Indigenous people... and then you can slaughter each other... and then you will fucking deserve a big Russian nuke. Because KARMAAAAAAAAAA