I love how we have to piece together what’s happening with this place from comments and side-remarks. Like, are there meetings where everyone else is informed what the hell happened here and I just don’t get invited?

I know I’m just a reader... but still... WTF is going on with all these blogs? Did someone buy you…

It was a good and effective movie. Everyone’s opinion is true. Believe me. I know films and it was a fine film— excellent film. It wasn’t Titanic.. but it was what it needed to be.

Spot on

I hate you. And your mother. And all humans. Equally. Because I feel equality is important. Even people who hate Muslims still go and worship a non-existent Baby Jesus. Human beings are the fucking stupidest people in the universe. And I include you in that. You’re both a terrorist and a victim, and also completely…

Yep I sure would. Teenage boys have a spike of deaths at 19 that teenage girls simply do not.

Teenaged boys are worse know-it-alls

Maybe I’ll get into “body modification” instead of just going to the gym too

Sorry, an immigrant IS what they are. That is their status as a human. And an ILLEGAL one at that.

Just like my mother WAS a “pregnant wife”... so is an illegal immigrant an illegal immigrant.

Does the PC movement realise that sometimes some people just aren’t going to like what they are and what they are called?

Who…

STATISTICALLY you’re going to get someone like my old mum who would simply flake out when put in a room full of strangers who all seem to understand what’s going on, and then been told “Decide! It’s obvious!”

Do they screen jurors for nervous conditions, personality disorders, or IQ ? No? Then STATISTICALLY you’re going to get someone like my old mum who would simply flake out when put in a room full of strangers who all seem to understand what’s going on, and then been told “Decide! It’s obvious!”

This photoshopped shit doesn’t deserve to be a screensaver. Give me pores or give me death!

If you own an island, there’s nothing about you that’s counter-culture, I guarantee it. He was pulling a fraud on you. He’s an ack-torrrr. He fooled youuuuuuu.

She makes her character at the end of How I Met Your Mother seem ... even crazier. Man, but I hate this woman. And damn that show is ruined forever. Erch

At the electronics store, if I had a customer yelling (trying to scam free stuff, or otherwise misbehaving and trying to intimidate myself and other customers) after multiple times of repeating the same thing I would just look around and call out “Security!! Security?!” right in the middle of the sales floor. I could…

It’s important not to look too much into Judy Garland’s latter years, or you start to see her Benzedrine face in Dorothy’s young features...

Also anyone who sends in a “story” where someone did something stupid and then the STORY-TELLER replied with something apparently hilarious, “So then I was like, KAZOOOOOS! Y’all shoulda been there... it was so funny that thing I said”........... that’s not actually a real story.

NotAlwaysWorking.com has too many of…

Here’s how a similar kind of customer interaction would go down with a customer service representative who knows how to handle the general public:

I split my job between floor sales and tech support desk. One day I was working tech support in a regional town when a farmer-type with a blue singlet came in with a laptop…

If a customer exposes YOUR ignorance of ice-cream, that’s YOUR embarrassment as a server. Customers will say all kinds of nonsense, as I covered in my IT sales comment. But these stories aren’t embarrassing about customers, they are confessionals from the servers who failed to provide good customer service. That’s why…

She’ll never be cool. She’s still RIDICULOUS.

Ariana Grande will never claw back any respectability. I will not ever be convinced that she’s not the literal worst.

And Adele is boring and needs to go away.

You all have TERRIBLE, shitty, base, lowest-common-denominator taste.

Most of these misunderstandings could have been resolved by the server interrupting the logic loop with a probing question like: “What do YOU think fish is, ma’am?”

From being an exceptionally successful salesperson in an IT electronics department of a chain store, having to quickly ascertain and navigate a potential…