Isn’t sitting in places about 60% of what Kim does, though?

You’re neither particularly funny nor adept at posting memes.

all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

Tom Hanks is our dad and Tim Kaine is our stepdad (but the good kind of stepdad that buys you gifts to win your love). Joe Biden is our crazy uncle who takes us on inappropriate road trips.

John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Thomas Jeffrey Hanks. History will remember them all the same.

That motherfucker subjected his own daughter to medical examination of her genitalia and dragged her through a court case in order to GET CUSTODY OF HER.

Kanye suffers from Kardashianistis.

I don’t even have Madonna for a mother and I want to be stoned all the time.

uhhhhhhh but even if he is a teenage brat (which you have no idea) 15 IS old enough to pick where he lives. the courts acknowledge that. madonna’s “right to parent” is overruled by the child decision if both homes are court approved options.

kids are going to do shitty things, whether or not a parent is doing their best. that’s dumb logic.

Breaking news 5 minutes ago: FBI director says no charges for brad pitt although says he used very poor judgment.

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

That’s a gross reversal of cause and effect, and a glib way of letting the Turks off the hook for electing and re-electing and re-electing an increasingly authoritarian and vindictive head of state. No one forced the Turks to elect Erdogan, just like no one forced Americans to elect Trump. They made that choice, they…

Rachel Dolezal’s modeling career is off to an auspicious beginning.

I usually throw up at the mere thought of tequila. Also jager.

That’s offand? If I try writing with my left hand, I’m lucky to hit the page.

That looks kinda suspicious.

nah

Yet, this fact does not bring me joy.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.