Bouquets of freshly sharpened pencils! TTYL, I have to go watch You’ve Got Mail now.

I wonder how the monogrammed thermos business does around this time.

That was my guess, but I thought maybe it was male because of Hermes from Futurama.

When what you are is considered the biggest insult you can throw at another person and it’s used so regularly so casually, you are made very aware of your position as a second class citizen.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

I support abortion for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. End of.

Crepe is a party decoration. We're festive.

I think Bill Clinton got a lot of sex, before and after marrying Hillary. I think 90% of it was consensual, and when he was younger and stupider and the times were different there’s probably a solid 10% that we would consider today to be date rape or worse. In that way I believe Broaddrick and it seems it has affected…

Congratulations!

You’re going to have your own experience for sure, I wont say Great! but this shit is uncommon. Statistics are on your side. Everything is cool, mama.

Congratulations! I am pregnant with my second! Welcome to the phase of your life when you will always click on articles that you know you shouldn’t! What is this horrible compulsion?!?!

DUDE. ONLY $16 MILLION. SHE NEEDS ONE BAJILLION DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

“YO, SLUTS! CHECK OUT MY YACHT!”

OMG OMG OMG... I HAD NO IDEA PRINCESS PEACH IN STARBOMB WAS HER... O_O

I love her soooo much...

She is such a gift.

Speaking of Blooms...

I would say that generally when I’ve heard the tiresome “humanist” shit it’s from women, and the “all lives matter” thing I’ve only ever heard of white people saying, which makes it harder to attribute any positive explanation to the latter. They’re both gross bullshit, obviously.

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…