briefandbrightfirefly
Brief and Bright Firefly
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The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

I peed on a stick this week and it came out positive. I’m so excited. My husband and I have been trying for a few months but thanks to the stress of my mom wandering and getting lost for 5 hours at a time, it hasn’t worked. Until now.

“Only I get to decide if I’m humiliated or not — why would people assume I am humiliated by my own breast, nipple or body?” she said. “I didn’t realize my boob was such a big deal — it was nothing to me.”

Yup. She gets to decide how she feels about it. I’m glad to hear it was a positive rather than a negative experience.

A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.

It should be the 20, mostly because Andrew Jackson was legit an infected asshole with leakage and puss coming out it. And I would rather see Harriet Tubman, a true american hero, on it instead.

It should have been the $20. YOU HEAR ME IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE $20!!!!

Everyone I know either loves it or has difficulty getting through a single episode. Not sure what it is that turns some people off. I’m in the Bunch bunch.

I love Crazy Ex-Girlfriend more than is healthy.

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I think the real response here should be: WOOOOO CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND GOT RENEWED FOR SEASON TWO! BRING ON MORE MUSICAL NUMBERS PLEASE! YAAAAAAAY!

Yay for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!!!

Truly, the lack of fawning over Goldie is embarrassing for everyone in this comment section.

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin

Can we just get it in our heads that it is not solely the duty of infertile people to carry the burden of our foster care systems? This woman has already adopted three anyways, but it seems like whenever an infertile person seeks to birth a biological child there are a bunch of people just waving their hands around

Has anyone checked The Bloggess’s backyard? ;)

Has anyone seen The Bloggess lately? That’d be my first guess.

Someone needs to check on the whereabouts of the Bloggess.

I see other women yelling at the top of their lungs about this on Twitter, on Facebook, etc. but I damn sick of not seeing liberal men on my timelines hollering about this when they get on a soap box about nearly everything fucking else. I depend on conservative men and conservative women to infringe on the rights of

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,