Truly, the lack of fawning over Goldie is embarrassing for everyone in this comment section.

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…

Can we just get it in our heads that it is not solely the duty of infertile people to carry the burden of our foster care systems? This woman has already adopted three anyways, but it seems like whenever an infertile person seeks to birth a biological child there are a bunch of people just waving their hands around…

Has anyone checked The Bloggess’s backyard? ;)

Has anyone seen The Bloggess lately? That’d be my first guess.

Someone needs to check on the whereabouts of the Bloggess.

I see other women yelling at the top of their lungs about this on Twitter, on Facebook, etc. but I damn sick of not seeing liberal men on my timelines hollering about this when they get on a soap box about nearly everything fucking else. I depend on conservative men and conservative women to infringe on the rights of…

But the thing is, the experiment was working. Watch the poor dude he kept shocking, he started guessing the correct cards, which is why Venkman stopped showing them to him.

The hypothesis of that experiment is, and this is off the top of my head so it may not be exactly right, “How does negative reinforcement affect psychic ability”. So, in fact, constantly shocking that one guy is perfectly in line with the experiment.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Hopefully this was at least one of those fancy bathrooms with couches and things

I am suddenly feeling very sexual.

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I love Kathryn Hahn

This is like 3 steps of logic leaping through a window

Unlike many (many many many) birthing trends, I’m actually cool with this one. I mean, I get being squicked out, but the idea has some solid merit. Most babies pass through the vagina and get well and truly rubbed in its juices during the birthing process; that’s not gross, right? Why is this? Colonization by the…

Yes.

But what about Darryl’s EDM-inspired song, “Having A Few People Over”? Or “HAFPO”? That was glorious madness.

I love this show so freaking much.