Season 2 of Agent Carter was a blast. Like many prequels, we knew that certain people would make it out alive, but the destination wasn’t the point; it was the journey. God I sound old. This show did a good job of showing us how Peggy changed since we first met her way back in the First Avenger, what she was willing…

Hopefully this was at least one of those fancy bathrooms with couches and things

I am suddenly feeling very sexual.

I’m really happy that we got to have two weeks with two hours of episodes each week, because they felt like mini movies. I’m sad, however, because it means we got to the finale quicker. WHY’S IT GOT TO BE OVER??

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I love Kathryn Hahn

My wife just redecorated our bathroom. I hid a Krumm action figure in this fake floral arrangement up on a high shelf; it’s been two weeks and she hasn’t noticed yet. Once she does, she won’t be able to reach it unless I go and get the ladder for her. So Krumm’s gonna be watching us poop for a long time.

Remember....be hot, be NAUGHTY and be courteous.

It wasn’t just the cartoons that were weird in the 90s.

Why you gotta do me like that, Marvel? That was a brutal way to send us on our week.

Amen! Preach Candy Cameron-Bure!!

No, Ant-Women. It’s a sequel, comes out next year.

This is like 3 steps of logic leaping through a window

Unlike many (many many many) birthing trends, I’m actually cool with this one. I mean, I get being squicked out, but the idea has some solid merit. Most babies pass through the vagina and get well and truly rubbed in its juices during the birthing process; that’s not gross, right? Why is this? Colonization by the…

Yes.

But what about Darryl’s EDM-inspired song, “Having A Few People Over”? Or “HAFPO”? That was glorious madness.

I love this show so freaking much.