So good....

I can honestly say, if my mom had felt the need to abort me, I would understand and be OK with it. I know anti-choice activists like to snakily ask that “Well what if your mom had an abortion?” and my thought it, if she’d needed to, and did, fine, because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for…

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.

Your windows should be ashamed of themselves.

The first and only time I have ever heard a fox scream was while exploring Arlington Cemetery at night, (my ex was a tomb guard). We were checking out a site that all the other sentinels believed to be haunted, which was the only mausoleum in the cemetery where Lt. General Miles was entombed. The mausoleum is perched…

Go read Furiously Happy by Jenny Lawson if you haven’t already. It is hilarious and all about her fairly difficult struggle with depression and anxiety, but written in a way that makes you feel good about decisions. Solidarity always makes me feel better when I get sucked in by depression.

Foster City and Walnut Creek, imho! Idk what you shop at Target for, but both stores clothing isn’t what I think it could be, but I generally can find something if I need it in a pinch. Beyond that, I find them both very clean and well maintained, and large enough to accommodate large crowds.

I am EXTREMELY disappointed ... because I was just in Campbell, but I did not need to go to Target. FML!!!

Oh come on, Zoolander and Anchorman are awesome!

They definitely had reservations at this one, because I watched them scroll through all of them with an increasing sense of dread.

My guess on what really went down:

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

EVERY. THING. This BCO... THIS BCO, it... has EVERY. THING.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

#teamweiner forever and ever, amen.

I don’t know where the line is between holding people accountable for things they’ve said previously and forgiving past digressions, but I do know that Tyler does not sound like someone who has learned anything, and instead is insisting that his past actions be ignored because “he’s not like this”.