Your windows should be ashamed of themselves.

The first and only time I have ever heard a fox scream was while exploring Arlington Cemetery at night, (my ex was a tomb guard). We were checking out a site that all the other sentinels believed to be haunted, which was the only mausoleum in the cemetery where Lt. General Miles was entombed. The mausoleum is perched…

Go read Furiously Happy by Jenny Lawson if you haven’t already. It is hilarious and all about her fairly difficult struggle with depression and anxiety, but written in a way that makes you feel good about decisions. Solidarity always makes me feel better when I get sucked in by depression.

Foster City and Walnut Creek, imho! Idk what you shop at Target for, but both stores clothing isn’t what I think it could be, but I generally can find something if I need it in a pinch. Beyond that, I find them both very clean and well maintained, and large enough to accommodate large crowds.

I am EXTREMELY disappointed ... because I was just in Campbell, but I did not need to go to Target. FML!!!

Oh come on, Zoolander and Anchorman are awesome!

They definitely had reservations at this one, because I watched them scroll through all of them with an increasing sense of dread.

My guess on what really went down:

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

EVERY. THING. This BCO... THIS BCO, it... has EVERY. THING.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

#teamweiner forever and ever, amen.

I don’t know where the line is between holding people accountable for things they’ve said previously and forgiving past digressions, but I do know that Tyler does not sound like someone who has learned anything, and instead is insisting that his past actions be ignored because “he’s not like this”.

Baby Birdy stood up all by herself today! I just stood there screaming “Oh my god! Holy shit! Oh my god! Holy shit! Oh my god! Holy shit!” So if her first sentence isn’t “oh my god” or “holy shit”, I’ll be really surprised. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall... Just kidding, it’s worse - baby pictures. SHOW ME YOUR…

Similar to Bill Cosby, then. I wonder if, years after his death, people will forget about all those women who bravely sat for a magazine cover to list themselves as Cosby rape victims, and there will be a Saturday Night Social celebrating his work? It feels so odd. Am I the only person who brought up the child abuse…

This is my very first post on Jezebel even though I've been reading this website for maybe about two years now. I've never commented before because I've never thought I had anything interesting or worthwhile to add. But after reading the comments sections for so long, I feel like I know so many of you and thought that…

Every Jewish holiday can be summed up in 3 phrases: