Hahaha that was great!

The best Bloom.

All I took away from these e-mails is that I, a 31 year old, am f’ing old. I understood the e-mails but can not imagine seriously sending out one. I would probably be amused if I received one though.

I had a Mirena put in six weeks ago and had spotting/light bleeding for about five weeks. I didn’t have much cramping though. I’ve also had two children, so I’m not sure if that makes a difference. I am SO happy that the spotting seems to be over for now. I was pretty much bleeding for three months straight:…

I thought that at first but I doubt there is anywhere nice like that along the river. I haven't been in London in ten years though.

Could have been.

Pretty sure London doesn’t have any beaches as it’s not on the coast. I want accuracy from my tabloid Instagram accounts, damn it!

Hey, thanks for being the first person to follow me! I've only started commenting rather recently, after reading the comment section for years. I also tend to miss most articles when they're new and thus miss out on getting comments seen and taking part in conversation. I've seen you around a lot and enjoy what you…

We purposely avoided sex certain months when we were trying for babies so we wouldn't have a kid during the busy birthday and holiday months. It worked out, ended up with two spring babies. I had hoped for a winter though since older brother is in the spring, husband summer and I'm in the fall. I wanted the whole set.…

Spicy breast milk? I'm currently nursing and always have a slight worry about spicy or garlicky foods but he never seems to care.

No no, you just use your child as the father’s day gift every year. If he's not happy with a future gift, remind him that your little one is the gift that keeps on giving.

Well, I think Eddie is more pretty than handsome... So either way a girl should look pretty good.

Sometimes my dad’s birthday is Father’s Day. It makes remembering to acknowledge both days easy that year. However now that my husband is a father, also with a June birthday...this month is nuts on the celebration and gift giving front.

I love the name Sasha for a boy. I have two sons and my husband vetoed it both times. His father and brother are Alexander, so that was my inspiration.

I have a similar relationship with my dad. He divorced my crazy mother when I was a toddler and never had contact with us because she accused him of some things that were not true. I reconnected with him in my mid twenties. He’s a nice guy, loving grandfather and he visits a couple times a year. This causes me to have…

Yeah, probably me too.

....yeah. We like to think we can survive anything, that adrenaline will kick in and we’ll know what to do....but your deadpan roommate is right. :/

That's true. Canadians are one with the great outdoors.

And you would win, Mr. Neeson.

I often think about what I would do in these type of situations and tricking a wolf into getting attacked by a bear is not something I would think to do.