I’m in the midst of a complaint as we speak. My boss gets served papers in ten days from the Civil Rights Division and I meet with an attorney today. This has been THE WORST ever. The level of yuckiness that I feel every morning and knowing that I still have to show up and then wondering what will happen when he gets…

So legal doctrine goes out the window when Johnny Law is the defendant. No big surprise, but damn.

In related news, Old Kinja Man Yells at Cloud.

This whole shootout is on video too from multiple cameras.

I’ve never seen a superhero movie. Is this a good place to start?

Based on these two comments, you are on pace to make 730 petty comments this year.

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

That wasn’t unexpected.

As a hockey dad/referee: all of this is about not suspending kids at the end of the season as it will carry over into the next no matter what level they are playing at. If this was a midget game, some of those racist kids might still have a year to play. The lizard brains of the president and whatever shit gibbons at…

If sex offenders are unable to vote, they should be unable to be POTUS as well.

OK. This handwriting. This mocking parent. Let’s just, for the moment, assume he doesn’t have a learning disability.

I want to say that I am instantly upset over this article. Not for the content, the content I 100% agree with, these are all the points and history that I already know and I’m sure a good amount of Root readers already know.

Fail Rated.

Go Bears!

Racism puttin’ up Harden numbers.  

It used to be 1. 

People in the south have been working tirelessly to explain away the cognitive dissonance that comes with being hyper-patriotic and hyper-pro-the biggest group of murderous traitors in American history. It’s one of the most profoundly successful disinformation campaigns in human history.

Police Academy 1, 2, and 3?

Cat on your lap warmth is probably between four and five on the actual warmth scale. But on the practicality scale it is last, it is unreliable, moody, and won’t get up when you need to go to the bathroom.

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.