So, after a lifetime of owning Japanese cars, I purchased my first BMW a few weeks ago.

But there’s also a “respectful” way to do that.

I think when an entire population hulks out, it is no longer considered incredible. Credible Hulks.

correction: Zombie FDR to Tojo, July 1945

Can I drive there with no papers?

It’s a high probability he is not speaking in hyperbole. There is a lot of VERY informed speculation that we do indeed have a very secret, very devastating capability outside of nuclear weapons. Like game-changing, “war will never be the same” capability. We have allegedly even used it in 2005 in the field. There are…

A more powerful weapon is, at this point, useless.

When I am traveling through there I hear a lot of talk about securing the border but I think Canada is trying to keep us out. That and Montana is no where near the other border that I live on!

THAT’S IT! Trump is going to carpet bomb the area in Meth. At least in rural areas in the South, I think Meth has caused more death and destruction than any A bomb could have.

- FDR to Tojo, July 1945

The nihilists who love Trump love the chaos he creates. The dumber/crazier he gets, the more they like him. They’d love to die in an accidental nuclear winter if it meant owning the libs. A solid 33% of America would voluntarily drink the Jonestown Flavor-aid if it meant everyone else had to drink it with them.

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

People say the same shit about Black Lives Matter. They don’t know what it means, or what it sounds like might mean something else...

.....because that would emulate southwest sauce on ur taco ??

Your local Toyota dealer will stock only white, black, grey, and silver units, however.

it’s a nice looking BMW

Right. It’s our problem, not theirs. Never make it their problem. Keep that stuff in your brain, and treat women with respect and equity.

And now I want one even more. I’m sort of annoyed and confused why we get the 110 first, but oh well. Six more months and then I can spec up a Defender I can’t afford for a while.

Did their necks not evolve so they could reach food sources unavailable to other animals in order to reduce competition for resources?

I mean, yes. But also hilarious.