I'm more than game to contribute to a sports thread.

DAAAAAAISSSSSY DAAAAISSSY

Tell em Itchy sent ya

So….this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Kinja

Ehh….the peaked (personal view).

You'll have to speak up….I'm wearing a towel

All animals can scream

Is your source on this reliable?

Shut Up, Flanders

"The Incredible Hulk TV Show music begins playing background"

The decline has been greatly exaggerated, but it was there to some degree.

Real question: It hits at 11:00 am EST…..what the last simpsons quote you go out with?

Every kid I knew all remembered the urban legends of kids losing toes/fingers etc.

I always generally preferred the Bay side myself but you can hit big near Monomoy when the tides are right.

Snappers are fucking evil.

I know they focused mostly on sea turtles but I thought they mentioned fresh water turtles and the like?

If Archer has taught me anything, they're just hookers when they're dead.

Plenty of evil sons of bitches swimming around the ponds where I grew up

If it means we get to start harvesting all of the snapping turtles up in New England (evil motherfuckers) I will get behind this plan

Phillies….in the playoffs?