Dammit………Hit me right in my funny bone.

Well….at least this article was tastefully done…..

Just trying to MAXIMize my comment

I think you had to be the right age for Hook….because I probably saw that movie 40 times between the ages of 5 and 8

Sweet action movies, beginning of thrash metal and hardcore punk, Celtics-Lakers rivalry.

"snare drum…..rim shot"

Well….the sweetest dream will never do

Yeah but rapeseed was taken.

Really Hustled to make that comment you playboy.

Hey…….Dole always had a profound effect on the fruit market.

For some stupid reason where I am, chicken and beef are expensive and pork is dirt cheap……I just tend to enjoy going for the lowest of the fruit.

I musk ask…..is that really a melon?

You really trying to milk that joke aren't you?

Pork chops duct taped together and heated in the microwave for thirty seconds huh?

What happened in the early 80's…did they Cant-elope?

"Don't click the link on work computer…don't click the link on work computer"
"Clicks Link"
oh goddamned dammit.

Who wants to email Vivid Entertainment that we have a new film series?

She's good looking. Somebody will pay her to say something stupid.

Thankfully, I know exactly where in Boston I'll be safe.

I literally just tried reading the plot outline for Ready Player One on Wikipedia and it felt like I was reading some weird combination of a Warner Brothers branded Tweet and really shitty fan-fic.