WHOOAAH look at Mr. Rockefeller over here with his waffle maker and batter.

You're dead to me for not recognizing that obscure Dr. Who reference.

Alpha Centauri…..boom

The great Kinja purge of 2017

"avoid the low hanging fruit, avoid the low hanging fruit"

Stupidly attractive AT&T commercial girl

……………….Look at fancy pants Danver's boy here with is pronunciation and spelling

Methinks you have one too many men on the ice for that one

That sandwich has some moves

Shit…that's right. My b. It's almost a decade since I played

Sounds like someone never downloaded the DLC with the increase in level cap

I don't know if you've ever played Fallout 3, but it's slightly alluded to the same God summoning that went on in the Dunwhich Building there.

Seems like Uranium fever down and got you down

Video game series…..currency is bullets.

I wouldn't call it a "real quest" but the Dunwich Borer's quasi-quest was instensley fun to me as I'm an HP Lovecraft fan, ditto with Pickman's Gift

The new Metro comes out this winter.

To each his own

Thankfully, It's all over but the crying

He's choppin up all the women's meat

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.