Go home Mike, you’re drunk.

Ah, but in Akron, and apparently *only* in Akron, it’s called a Devil Strip. Not until I left Akron for college out-of-state did I realize (1) how incredibly, impossibly local this term is; and (2) most people just straight-up don’t have a name for that strip of grass between the road and the sidewalk. Devil strip is…

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

“His decision is made for the right reasons and values, and it speaks volumes about the kind of honorable person that Gary Andersen is,” so says the AD (his third AD in three seasons).

One more game and we won’t have to worry about anything Yankees or Red Sox. These are the MLB playoffs we deserve.

That guy on a barstool is going to piss off guys on barstools.

Often overlooked in the midge thing was that the pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona also had to pitch during Midge-gate, and he was able to get out of the inning without any damage, which was a huge part of the Indians winning the game.

C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

Remember that guy? Hah!