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I disagree. It’s the insulting belly wiggle shortly after

no way this is awesome.

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to

How fucking conceited and oblivious do you have to be to type that and hit SEND? Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?

Really enjoyed this, thanks Lyndsey!

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera

This is fucking fantastic.

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

Jesus, if you get rattled from one of the most fundamental plays in baseball, then there’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU AND I’M GONNA SPELL IT OU—