Hey, take it easy. You can’t expect much from a pile of stupid fucking crystals.

“instead of giving them a measly 10 months”

A black guy in Connecticut committed felony carjacking when he was a teenager, and spent 8 years in prison. Since he got out he went to college, and law school. Last year he graduated from Yale Law. He passed the bar in February this year.

Half?

Can we fucking stop with this rhetoric? I get that people do it to be supportive but it’s really shitty.

Hmm. I have mixed feelings. What he did was terrible but in general, I’m against criminals that have served their time continuing to be punished once they’ve been released. When you’re out, you’re out.

Keenan Allen: of all the players who should minimize physical contact until Week 1...

Sure, but how many will be Jets’ touchdowns?

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He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

You can pry my LaCroix from my cold, dead hand.

But that just means he can tank damage to run away, not necessarily to be useful. What good is survivability if you can’t output enough damage to fight back? Closing the cap would just mean you get closer to people who will build ult from you and kill you.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

I mean what the fuck are people upset about.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

As an Alex player, Gunfight is no doubt accustomed to being blown up by relatively stronger characters like Laura, but this clip shows that there’s always a sliver of hope. Never give up!

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

Any belief in this team is usually rewarded with a streak of 10 losses.

We’d probably be better off with Michael Phelps.

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.