When I was there it was this dude named Joe but he lives in California now.

As someone who has experienced a very wide gamut of Latin American accents for the majority of my life, you are talking out of your ass. Her accent is very distinctly Mexican, and had you heard it before, you would have had no problem telling it apart from the Russian. They are not similar at all.

I can add my own embarassing one to this list. My first masturbation experience was at 13. I was in my parents’ basement and found a porn catalog my dad was keeping down there. I got erect and had an extremely vague notion of masturbation. “You rub it, something happens.” I got erect, eventually got a motion going,…

“When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid...”

...Of course, as one does.

You did this in a temple and Moroni didn’t instantly shoot you with bolts of lightening??

am i supposed to be mad about this?

While sexist and motherhood-obsessed, Iappreciated this and the hazing metaphor.

Step One: Cut a hole in a box.

Saw Title.

That was uncanny. Except Trump is like an evil Bobby Newport.

I share your confusion.

I guarantee jesse is a real guy. sorry bud.

“Have a seat right over there.”

The Seattle city council will still find some issue with this and give it death by 1000 paper cuts.

I did this too!!! I was so soooo painfully quiet, shy and insecure in HS, so when I got called up at the graduation party by the hypnotist, I decided this was *MY MOMENT!!!* I totally faked being hypnotized, said and did silly things that made the whole class laugh, and for the finale put on a hot pink wig and…

i have overwatch on xbox and play with some friends there

Not for long.