My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.

Holy shit

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Not too Cleverenger of him.

but Tom Lenk!

The Seahawks have already adjusted by having their offensive line adhere to the “no-live-contact” rule during the regular season.

OMG that doggo tho!!! A+ pupper!

K, Ivanka.

Wonder who he learned that trick from?

Most of America appears to be fucking stupid. HURR DURR HE’S DISRESPECTIN’ MAH COUNTRAH

wait so why didn’t they just punt?

My cat can open any door by standing on two legs and jiggling the handle. It is frightening and impressive.

Damn Hippie! There’s only one way to deal with these freaks!

well they kept saying they would do ‘something’ with the whole team and the media ran with it saying they were going to protest....which they never really said. the whole team was never going to agree to a protest.

So the Chippewas gave OSU the victory, only to take it back? Fucking typical.

edit:

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

Sure as shit beats We Are 12.