WHO AM I

Team Cat HQ got fired with all of the other horrendous Gawker layoffs. :(

Maybe it’s because I’m working in Boston this week and the locals’ accents are getting to me, but this seems like a fahkin’ stoopid move by the Buckin Ears.

I’m glad you reminded me of this, because I was sitting here with a pitchfork and a torch and nothing to do tonight. I...still have nothing to do. *sadface*

Dammit you joke ruiner.

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

Stupid. Just stupid.

that’s the joke

Just like Dan, I too did not vote for Griffey.

When I was a freshman in college and just so awed to have a boyfriend of legal drinking age (three years older! So dreamy!), I didn’t have the heart to take back the Cholula he stole literally every time we went to Qdoba.

I too get lonely watching shows by myself. Even football hardly excites me anymore. Shearing an experience helps to make it awesome.

A bodypillow and a vibrator fixes that for me.

fuckYEAAAH

O ye of little faith...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

This is part of why I haven’t watched. I’m wary of anything that is presented in a one-sided way. Filmmakers need to present both sides and let a viewer form their own opinion. Otherwise it is propaganda, not a documentary.

I guess Russell is the Future now?

I am at my desk laughing/crying bless you

It seems that it's mostly the hardcore weight lifters that scoff at Planet Fitness, which is funny because PF specifically markets themselves as a gym for the everyman, NOT for hardcore weight lifters. In a sense, you're correct: PF is merely just a collection of tools for working out, which is what most people want…