Imagine sucking this much

I live in Seattle and have several friends who work at the corporate office. I haven’t ordered a thing off Amazon in 2 years at least. This might come as a shock to you, but just ignoring some shitty delivery service isn’t that fucking hard.

She absolutely did not murder her husband and i detest the fucking joke, i think anyone even repeating this dumb ‘That Bitch Carol Baskins’ meme and perpetuating this joke are falling into super obvious misogynistic trappings spewed by Joe and his friends and perpetuated by the Doc makers and fans of the show.

I got banned from twitter for repeatedly telling them to drink Bleach (before the president endorsed it for them) so i dunno what else i can do man

I thought this game was supposed to be relaxing island farm not /r/wallstreetbets

Do the world a favor and go socially distance yourself 6 feet under, twat.

this is so boring

Jesus Fuck.

you have worms in your brain

I’ve been playing it as a rotation between OW and Fortnite. My favorite character is blonde Danny Trejo

I’m just happy Martin Callahan got an upgrade from his job as the Spacer’s Choice Moon Man.

Looks more like a Puma to me

lol man yeah, i was working out all the time, then i had surgery which sidelined me for a month and started dating someone and stopped working out for a year.

he’s a good cat

hey tom just wanted to let you know this post wasn’t very sports related, dont want you to get in trouble so maybe throw in a stick or something so the dog can hold? just an idea

I had a really cute relationship with my gf but now i found out she’s been cheating on me the whole time and i’ve been so weak and wishy washy about breaking up with her because girl tears are like fucking kryptonite for me but now she’s on her way to our apartment that was just fucking moved into and i’ve got to…

Enter maze. Choose left or right. Whichever one you choose, always choose that. If you choose right, take every right turn always and never turn left. If you choose left, take every left turn and never turn right. Voila you escaped.

Seattle here, never in my life has Jeopardy come on first.

how i feel playing WoW Classic. The last month i’ve been playing it has been the most i’ve enjoyed playing a game like this in a long time. I was able to snag a year subscription directly from someone at Blizz, so I can continue playing without giving them any money, but I still feel conflicted about it and dont know…

literally every single major news organization has reported on this Blizzard stuff you fucking rube.