i love picking my nose, whats the deal

“After killing the mobster with an M1911 Harry (fucking Potter) realised that life had really gone downhill after leaving Hogwarts with no qualifications.”

fuck yeah love Darren Criss how is this bad

me: ok so Cloud Atlas right

what if you were a sonics fan and no fucking way will you ever root for the Thunder, then it’s totally ok to switch to just a fan of a specific player (in my case Lebron, because fuck OKC )

clicks on article, hits ctrl+f, starts typing “donald glover”

MECH ASSAULT!

this man is angry on the internet

i just want my shiny Master icon tho

meh, i placed higher this season than i’ve ever placed, right around where i ended last season at, 3100's

white skin

probably nothing if my gf has her way

It’s just like the band from Euro Trip

excuse me not ALL high n tight cuts

man fuck number 2 tho with the bitch ass cheap shot

I just want to see future cars

my favorite part of the story is how the last paragraph completely negates the headline

but he just said it now so

Alright!

party over country