So ya guys gonna be pro-Seahawks this week then or?

Grabbed the wrong leg too

Those three points would have proved mighty useful to the Bills, who ended the game by going for it on fourth down in the red zone while down 31-25.

Haha suck our dicks

Kicker did some soccer fake injury milk the red card bullshit, fuck him

Suck our dicks go hawks hahhaha you fucking bitch ass whiner

Suck our diiiiiiiiiiiicks

Seahawks lead the league in opponents not getting flags called past 3 years and they got fucking robbed last week but you bitches here don’t give a shit

GOLDEN TATE CAUGHT THE BALL

Ya salty as fuck losers

Haha fuck Carpenter for trying to milk the red card

KONY 2012

It’s my 30th birthday in March and my girlfriend wants to take a trip for it. Where should we (who live in Seattle) go? Hawaii? Mexico? New York? Visit my mom in Provo, Utah?

i understand your confusion, also i totally remember using sears catalogs

anything really

i masturbated in the bathroom of a mormon temple as a teen once because the girls were doing baptisms in their white baptisms jumpsuits and after they came out of the font you could see their underwear

no but the first time i got a blowjob, afterwards i went to dennys and gave the waitress a 10 dollar tip and wrote on the receipt that i just got my first bj so i was in a good mood

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

my theory is that Kevin James is trying to recapture what his career was like with “King of Queens” by doing this show, essentially what Bojack Horseman, the guy from Horsin’ Around tried to do in 2007 when he made “The Bojack Horseman Show”

haven’t watched it yet, but I’m pretty sure the Pilot episode is just Kevin…

props to nerdy cowboy tho for lassoing that girl

Scythe Matters

looks more like a puma to me