Only because Shirley Hemphill died.

I’m not the lose my shit type thankfully. I met one of my all time faves (don’t laugh) Olivia Newton-John after a show about a decade ago and didn’t get freaked out at all. And she was as sweet as you’d expect. I’m not a huge Foo Fighters fan, but I’d love to meet Dave Grohl. To me, he’s just the epitome of a really…

I was including “The Score” in my count. I’d say you were among the very few to give her goodwill off of the Unplugged album.

Damn, that much goodwill off of two or three albums? I’ve been a diehard Madonna fan since Borderline was released, and even that hasn’t been enough goodwill to keep me from rolling my eyes at her big time over the past few years.

Not true. “Wow, I can’t believe you didn’t flake on the performance” will always be appropriate at a Lauryn Hill show.

Were you born in a place that doesn’t issue birth certificates?

So there is really nothing else going on in the world other than Trump?

Speak for yourself, I think Zayn is insanely good looking. Boring and douchey, sure, but hot as hell. Harry is kinda homely to me, but the new haircut definitely helps.

He also made sure to get the word “fuck” into damn near every song. Edgy!

Birth certificates are not difficult to obtain. Maybe you should have thought about getting one long before you got married 14 years ago? This is America, we sometimes need to show our birth certificates for something, it’s not exactly a new concept.

This is EXACTLY what I was required to do when I got married to my Mexican husband in Los Angeles 3 years ago. We both had to provide birth certificates, and his had to have a certified translation. I had to order a copy of mine from a hospital in New York that no longer exists. Getting the birth certificate and the…

Yeah, this seems like the logical result of the word “racist” being thrown around so casually these days. Of course it was going to trickle down to something this petty and stupid. Liberals, this one is squarely on your shoulders.