Why on earth would anybody expect Jimmy Fallon to do anything remotely resembling a hard hitting interview? The guy is fluff personified.

He was her boyfriend during the worst of her addiction years. She cleaned up, he didn’t. He’s an actor, best known as the kid in Terminator 2.

I have a quite tenuous one for you. One of my best friends is Edward Furlong’s uncle. I haven’t met him, but I’ll totally be able to go to the funeral if I want, and there’s a good chance I’ll be able to meet Natasha Lyonne there.

He’s actually kinda cute. I’d totally fuck him in a tent by a lake.

That only works if you happen to be able to catch the FedEx driver at the moment of delivery.

She was very nice to Bianca Del Rio.

I used to be a mail carrier. Once we were delivering a lot of samples of fat free Pringles olestra chips and I ate one of these little cans. I didn’t get caught at work, but Lord oh Lord was I punished for my crime. Those stories about olestra’s effect on the digestive system were no joke and when it kicked in a few…

The post office will only forward mail for a year anyway.

You’ve seen her hair, yet you still felt the need to ask if the hair that is suddenly down to her butt is her real hair or not?

I love how insulting this article is to paparazzi, yet Jez still finds the story interesting enough to run, using the paparazzi shot video and photos. Not that I would expect any less hypocrisy or awareness from this site. I know how much you guys enjoy the view from that high horse.

I didn’t mean it was literally her. But it’s definitely her people and being done with her consent.

It seems pretty obvious that she is the one feeding all the information to the tabloids, so I don’t buy that angle at all.

Why wouldn’t it be? All of Kate’s albums have gotten US releases.

In a world where Tyga and Blac Chyna are celebrities, yes they have.

He really is the candidate we deserve in 2016. He represents what this country has become more than any other politician I can think of.

Nah, Chino always smells like that. There are a lot of cows there.

How could this even be considered live action if every character is CGI?

One of my favorite singers, Maria McKee, did a Carrie Nations song on a tour a few years back

I can’t go to a gas station anymore without being assaulted by Jimmy Fallon clips. And even though the show is on every day, they still feel the need to repeat the same clip 90 seconds later instead of running a couple of different ones. Annoying as fuck.