Hillary, for destroying 30,000 emails after she was ordered to turn them over.

I’m 47 and I think my nose and ear hair grows as fast as my facial hair now. I run a beard trimmer over my eyebrows once a month to get those weird hairs that grow so much faster and longer than the rest. I hate aging.

Stressed Out was last year.

That would be Kings of Leon.

Add Billboard magazine on Facebook and you can. They are posting an embarrassing number of stories about this. I doubt they gave Diana Ross this much coverage when she left the Supremes.

God, I hate this girl. She is so desperate to prove how edgy she is, and it all comes across as the biggest pile of contrived bullshit. I won’t be at all surprised if a video of Charlie Puth’s dick in her ass surfaces. Because Lord knows she would never do anything as plebian as vaginal in her fake leaked sex tape.

He won Joanie’s heart.

Yeah, what a benefit, having the mother of your newborn baby leaving you and spewing all her dirty laundry about you on Twitter. He must feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

Do you think Chyna cares whose name is on those child support checks? There was an entire E show built around the arrival of this baby and Chyna has been working hard to build a sub-empire on the Kardashian’s coattails. Kris is going to make sure the baby is well provided for, there is no way she’s gonna have that…

Exactly. But of course most of the Jez commenters are going to look at her as the victim. It’s Pavlovian here.

Oy. Rob’s ability to make money has never been based on his relationship with Blac Chyna. All he had to do was give Mama Kris the word and she would have lined up all the deals he could have ever wanted. Considering how reclusive Rob had been for so long before Chyna came along, my guess is that it was her idea to get…

You can believe what you want, to be it’s SCREAMINGLY obvious that she used Rob to make a Kardashian baby, knowing she can capitalize on it, both from the family and from the media. You can have money and still be a golddigger, just look at Mariah Carey trying to negotiate a $50 million settlement from her billionaire…

Really? You can’t understand why people might see her as a golddigger? They started dating in January of this year, she got pregnant almost immediately, and then left him a month after the baby was born. She got what she needed out of the relationship, she owns a Kardashian baby now and that is going to be worth a…

I don’t think her salon and clothing line were bringing in anything near Kardashian money. Probably not even Kardashian baby mama money.

It’s much easier to rack up those streams when you have a longer album—and a 20-song album counts for twice as many sales as a 10-song one, if purchased as a single unit.

Wow, this is about the worst interpretation of her comments that I can imagine. “Not simply bursting out of a bikini” means that she’s doing more than just being eye candy, not that she’s skinny. And “badass” is the character, not the actress.

It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world for Jezebel commenters to take a minute before breaking out the pitchforks every time one of these stories pops up. This story is a good reminder to not take everything you see on the internet at face value, even if it really really really fits in with your worldview. There…

There are definitely good ways and bad ways to die. He really did die under just about the best circumstances you could wish for.

Do you think they’re unaware of all the publicity that surrounded this story a month ago?

In the early 90s I worked with a chubby guy who suddenly started losing weight. I, along with everybody else, told him how great he was looking, but once the weight loss kept going and going, it wasn’t hard to figure out the real reason for it. He had to be literally about half the weight he was by the time he died.…