But, but, but.....it’s so beautiful! Wait, what??? That’s a Corvette? No, it sucks. It sucks big time....

/typical Jalopnik response

Hey, I love V8's as much as the next guy.  I own 4 V8-powered veehicles to prove it.

The broken key is the least of the problems with this shitbox.

With what, a stick?

I voted NP because forced induction thunderbirds are rare, plus I like the color

I tend to think it’s because the dollars are imaginary.

That’s surprising because i figured splinterers and/or jezebellers would naturally, instinctively rage at anything that was orange.

They’re definitely trolls or wandered in here from splinternews or jezebel, IDK

Is this going to be the next dress?

At least it made a clean getaway.

Now let’s see a comparison with a 2-wheel-drive car fitted with soap tires.

Isn’t that the driver’s head and upper torso busting out the driver’s side window when the car lands back on its wheels?

It didn’t fall off the parking garage, it was driven off the parking garage.

This guy’s choice of hood pin location must be based on the Tamiya R/C cars:

What are those hood pins even attached to all the way back there and towards the middle of the car??

Probably because the odometer quit working at 72K.

So you’re saying it’s a coupe?

“Interesting cars but a big motor in a mediocre quality car isn’t truly worthwhile is it?”

1932 Ford complete with flathead V8 at a JoyHo yesterday in Tatebayashi, Japan. Wait, does this count as “street parked?”

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