Y’all are crazy, this car’s gorgeous and cheap! Pop in a new left eyeball and it’s perfect. NP!

Wow. Is that guy in the back seat steering with it, like a tiller? Wow.

Or two!

Good enough for a 777, good enough for a BMW i8!

That’s the joke, son.

That’s rather...abrupt.

I just love it when bad things are successfully thwarted.

Yee-haw, another boring, sedate BMW sedan. YAWN.

Slipped on a banana peel.

Good for Lewis. To Hell with the media (present company excluded).

That was actually pretty awesome.

Just about anything with Dukes of Hazzard wheels is a Nice Price.

Wow. I never would have guessed that my home state of Georgia had the most Pandas. Incredible. And they're not endangered anymore, ya know!

Killjoys.

What? No!

Yeah, no thanks. As long as it’s still legal, I’ll drive my own car if you don't mind.

This is a mighty powerful NP at face value, but there could be a whole lot of unseen trouble in all that darkness...

This is waaaay to junky for that kinda cheddar. CP.

Hmmm...I just reread the article, but I still didn’t see any advice on how to “catch a second.”

What a crushingly bland car. Still, that's a Nice Price all day long. I guess the 5-speed would be kinda fun.