Nothing wrong with this a real Jalop couldn't fix. NP!

Nixon resignation.

Apparently ya gotta get followed....be funny, add to the conversation, basically get noticed by the powers that be. Stand out from the crowd! Make a difference! Makes sense, I guess...it always seems the Jalopnik posters are a pretty talented bunch. Maybe someday....just someday...I can be an ungrayed commenter, too!

Thanks for the reply! Guess I need to work on my material...just not funny enough!

So, I’ve been posting for a while here now, but my posts are still always gray. Is it my breath? Seriously, what's the criteria for getting out of the gray?

Kinda cool, but just way too many problems for that kind of cheddar. CP.

There was one. The red car!

Wait, so this is a transverse-mounted V8, FWD? That's not nice.

That'd be the parking brake.

Sad to see it go, but I can’t really get too worked up about a car that I can’t even fit in getting the axe. I’m 6'5" 260lbs, and I’ve read all about adjusting the pedals and lowering the seat, but just from the few times sitting in a few different ones at the dealer, I just couldn’t see it happening.

Good-looking car so far...reminds of the Flying Sub from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. Will it come in yellow?

So I guess #1 here means the BEST (or least worst) of the 10, because I’d sure as hell rather buy an Avenger than the rest of the utter crap in this list.

Am I nuts or is this post really from December 2011? Is this part of some “old posts we loved” series? I feel like I’m missing something here...

Yeah, I don’t want to die on a plane, so let’s keep the TSA, OK? I mean, make it work right, and increase efficiency and all that, but there can’t seriously be any debate on whether in the current world we live in strict airport security isn’t needed.

I love Jalopnik, but Gawker can go to Hell. Which, thankfully, it seems to be doing.

Cool photo. Only one problem. That Corvair has two doors too many.

What, no mention of Richard Kiel in the bus?!?

I don't like baseball or convertibles, but this is kinda cool. NP.

Aren't they all ready for Le Mons as-is?

Erm...wait a minute. I kinda like this thing. Is that so wrong?