Both try way too hard to make skiing sexy...

I definitely didn’t have “Nate becomes a Bond villain” on this week’s bingo card.

Okay, we’ve seen plenty of pictures of Orcs. Post a real photo of this Weinstein guy.

Big props to the cosplayers who design a COVID-appropriate mask that blends in with their costume. Not sure why Buzz Lightyear’s wearing a mask — isn’t the fishbowl a functional sneeze guard?

They’re good looking trucks, but that $69,000 starting price is a big deal-breaker for me. I suppose lowering the price would’ve put an even bigger dent in the company’s bank account.

“So new plan. We’re going to take all your meth money and spend it on GIFs! It’s the new, trendy way to launder money! These NFT things are hot, completely legal, and they’re worth whatever we say they are! The dancing baby from Ally McBeal? $5 million! Homer Simpson walking backwards into a hedge? $10 million! That…

Me trying to tell the difference between a 4K and 8K TV:

It was dark and super tragic.

A Game Boy so tiny it hurts both your eyes and fingers to play it.

Hey Colorado, Oklahoma, and West Virginia...

I remember having my mind blown when the first Tony Hawk game was released on Dreamcast. His character model had individual fingers, and his shoes had shoe laces. I thought the game looked so realistic.

Yeah, who is going to play the gauche office employee who takes secret dumps in giant office supplies strategically scattered around their office?

I agree with you. Any actor they picked, not named Charles Martinet, was going to generate fan backlash.

Me looking at the article’s thumbnail: “Wow! That must’ve been some crash. It totally fucked up the paint.”

I actually saw a new Bronco driving around a couple weeks ago... and that was it. Just the one.

It feels like it’s literally the only thing they have on him. Ken Jennings is a nerdy, progressive, straight-laced mormon family man who doesn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. He was an actual boy scout. His only vice, apparently, is being a smartass on social media.

It was a really bad joke, and he apologized for it... several times over the years. He admitted that it was a lame attempt to sound edgy, and he always regretted it. I’m just shocked that people keep digging it up, even today.

They’ve reaaallly been rushing through this final season of 99, huh? I was surprised to learn they were broadcasting two new episodes every week this year. This last season only started 5 weeks ago, and it’s already over.

Seems like the kind of thing that Lucas kid from The Wizard would wear.

I remember during the spring and summer of 2020 it was impossible to find a Switch. I remember speaking to employees at my local Walmart, and they said whenever they received new Switches, they’d sell out in less than 5 minutes. For a while the only way to buy one was through eBay, or a local classifieds website. Even…