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I'd like to add that it has been stated elsewhere, Wal Russ (a space Walrus and friend to Rocket Raccoon) will also be in the movie.

Wait… I've never seen "Mr.Belvedere"… It was "Welcome Back Freshman"… and it wasn't masturbation… It was the acting stylings of Brock Bradley. Phew. Goodnight everybody!

Wait… I just googled "Valerie"… That's Jason Bateman… I think it was "Mr.Belvedere"…

Wait… I'm remembering this wrong. I just googled "Empty Nest"… I think I meant "Valerie"

Wait. I'm remembering this wrong. I just googled "The Golden Girls"… I thought you meant "Empty Nest"

No. "The Golden Girls" was my gateway drug to masturbation and chronic lone butt plugging.

This show was my gateway drug to porn.

Wait… What happened to AV Club?

Right. I might have misplaced my emphasis. The humor is there, but the focus is entirely off. The vacuum is persistent, distractingly persistent. They just sell us this silly family on a flying ship full of wacky spies. Every time they introduce "stakes", their scope is limited and wrapped up far too neatly.

I think they are ignoring—- maybe budgetary restraints, but more likely a misplaced focused on a "dysfunctional family" dynamic by the writing team—- the big picture that was delivered to them. The world of the cinematic Marvel Universe is not as simple as case of the week, and witty retorts. Its a post armageddon

It's just a reflector.

I can't believe Martha hasn't accidentally knocked off Clark's hair in any fashion yet…

He was in attendance for your "Pete & Pete" reunion! He stood in the back near the bar, and was a hoot to listen to shout at the stage.

Can we talk about the "too squeaky clean and ready to share snippets about himself" Bob Wolk?

I am pretty sure that new guy in the office works for the FBI.

I think its something else entirely. In this day and age, the glut of pop-culture product at most times nauseating, and terrible. For every 10 Two and Half Mens that run for 8 seasons, we get one Veronica Mars that gets beat around,  and dropped so carelessly. So we cling to these things, and shove them in everyone's

After this we'll have a "Party Down" kick-starter, and a "Firefly" kickstarter, and a "Terriers" kickstarter, and a kickstarter to pay NBC to bring Dan Harmon back and so on, and so on, and we'll never, ever, ever need anything new again!

Oh, I've seen Larry David's long balls… Or at least a court appointed artist rendition's of what my ideal image of said balls would be after I lied my way into a key witness position of a high profile crime case… (I described Larry David's long balls to a caricature artist at Virginia Beach and was promptly arrested…

But she is thankfully forcing me to be faced with the "true" fe-male form and humbling me as a penis owner (I also, ironically was born with a penis).

These two are the perfect cast of a "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" remake.