Ooooooh we're whailers on the moon! We cary a harpoon!

Well I would stick my tower in my pocket but have you seen that thing? Its huge, I just don't have pockets that big.

Little do you know, I have a microweb cam in that teddy bear on your shelf right now!

in the end he did get to have kinky lizzard sex with Janeway, so turned out to be a good day for him.

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Suppose you've never seen a broken condom.

I've been waiting eagerly since I first saw the test clips a few years ago.

I had a ton of issues getting my profile to sync finally just droped it back to the 1.45 software.

I can't wait to see what the comunity comes up with. I'd love to see some one drop the long promised 2.0 on my old as dirt pre plus. (Yes I realise there are home brew options, but they stil aren't perfect)

Throw enough bbq sauce on it I'll eat it.

The logo placement says Moterola droid to me. I expect them to call soon too.

The man on the sidelines comming up with the profesional mangled lawer cadaver fight league.

They are either going out of bussiness, or they have a dastardly new plan to steal the moon.

I went to McDonalds once, ordered me up a big mac meal. I ate it, it was okay, I left.

Pantball? In a city that builds islands? Please this is the future. Laser tag is where its at!

You just wait till the PTAA (Physical Thigns Association of America) has a say in this.

Home making is killing walmart, and its illegal.

$50 and I can only choose from 3 different dinos, not even different poses for the dinos, not even a decent background, and a quick shop job?

'just a bit dull. It's probably not helped by the grey hair and self-consciously dressed-down lack of tie.'

Just to be clear on this, you think its okay for you to be the censor because they did it first and you don't like it?