The funniest part of this entire scenario is the reason Cutler's wife posted this in the first place—to prove her and Jay "don't have a thousand nannies." She thought she was actually helping her husband look like a better person!

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

It's weird, though— I mean, while I can certainly see something like that being texted in jest, if my husband texted me that and I knew he was joking, I'd message back "Haha, hang on, I'm almost home" or "Quick, call your mother" or any number of things. Not "What the fuck." That sounds like she didn't find it funny…

McNair is absolutely a first class asshole. Guy is one of the biggest political donors amongst NFL owners. And it all goes to government-drowning, tax-hating, right-wingers. Wouldn't be a problem save for the fact that he is all too happy to take hundreds of millions in public money to pay for his stadium. Fuck that…

you mean Bill Belichick looks like a deflated Berman, right?

Looks more like Paul Sorvino to me.

Berman is maybe the least-entertaining "entertainer" on the planet, so who's he to complain? But that notwithstanding, let's face it, ever single musical act that aligns itself with the NFL, ESPN or sports in general always sucks cold limp micropenis. Sports and music go together like peas and chocolate ice cream.…

In all seriousness, this guy has gone from loved everyman to pompous asshole faster than anyone I can think of. He really has had to work hard to become the absolute jerk that he is. From the dumbass 70's-80's music puns (Who likes this shit? I'm 60 freaking years old and I find them intolerable) to the same clueless…

Wow, in that close up, he looks like Bill Belichick's fat older brother.

We feel the same way after any of your appearances, Berman

Apparently the Patriot's ball boy is also ESPN's web master.

Readers preferring the story that breaks first in no way necessitates retroactively changing analysis to look right. Not in any way, at all. The writer has the obligation to ensure that they've done their work before publishing, and even then it's completely unwarranted and unjustified to go back and change that,…

The most amazing part of your response is your failure to comprehend that the OP is criticizing Ford

Tests of Evans' skull showed that it, too, was underinflated.

Palin/Evans '16

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

what

How about the Patriots can take out 1 PSI for each Lynch crotch grab?