Rob and I just had the following conversation:

If the Browns sign him. he'll be an Ohio Player.

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

If Fire is saving babies locked in cars, what the fuck are Earth and Wind doing?

Also, I don't think you know the definition of the word 'well.'

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

"Osweiler it's time to replace Manning."

Coach: Osweiler!
(goes and gets helmet)

"Alright, here we go! Osweiler's time to shi......fuck!"

I didn't expect the fight to go the distance. Kovalev is a great fighter and thought he would knock him out early. Gained a ton of respect for Hopkins for having the courage to actually fight someone at his skill level and not just ride it out like Mayweather is. Unbelievable athlete.

It's a power thing. Black people telling white people no? NOT ON MY WATCH!

"Some white people's need and want to say the N word"

The formula for being racist is simple. Behave in a racist manner, and should you be called out, feign confusion, and then proceed to act like the offended are overreacting to your light hearted non malicious humour. Make sure to mention political correctness and how you have friends of all backgrounds.

Somehow I suspect Aboriginal Australians would disagree with any assessment that Australia's racial history was just peachy keen.

Political correctness aside... if you weren't racist, wouldn't people telling you they don't like/are offended by something be enough for you to cut that shit out?

There is no such thing as a good Republican governor.

1) I'm just going by DefRtg, here. His is the worst so far, among NBA starters. That might not mean as much in his case as it does in Boozer's/Kobe's/Lin's, since we already knew those dudes can't defend anybody.

Are you absolutely positive you're not 250?

Really? Ring crevices are caked with dirt and literal shit. I don't think food prep workers should be able to wear hand jewelry because it sounds really unsanitary. Fuck the gloves, just don't wear stuff that holds filth.

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.