Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]

I can only imagine Gawker Inc.'s disappointment. You guys had the makings of a real firebomb here. Better luck next time?

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

Sure he has. He learned how to count to 33.

You mean FDR's famous line

I'll save the Gawker commenters the trouble. Eh hem:

Sweet muthafuckin mercy! My wife, my daughter, and my mother-in-law are always hearing something. We have a dog, and I get dirty looks when I ask if they really believe they have better hearing THAN THE DOG.

" However, liquor stores must also sell you a drink, like it's a bar"

Speaking as someone who moved from NY to NJ, I actually like the NJ system better because you can get beer, wine, and liquor in the same place. I don't mind that you can't go to (most) grocery stores because there are always liquor stores around. So it's not an inconvenience for me. Maybe that's not true everywhere in…

I think you meant F_CK YO_

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

I think it involves ritual sacrifice of head gaskets.

As an Irish American, I wonder why he didn't include Scots? :)

Also, as a Scottish-American, I can attest that he's right about the Irish.

"The scene as John waited for her was chaotic: a waiting room for patients was full of people waiting to see the judge, most of them black men, ranging in age anywhere from 20 to 60." Looks like you are wrong.

Milk snake? In Saskatchewan? Someone didn't pay attention in Biology. Specifically the part of the year, (I believe it was third semster, Grade 11) where they discussed snakes that are indigenous to North America. HAD you been paying attention to this particular lesson plan, and not oggling the shirt off of Pam…

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

The idea that the ability to move to any country and become a resident is a basic human right is not well accepted. Pretty much every country has immigration controls and most/all countries would say that the ability to decide who may or may not enter their country is a basic element of sovereignty – an element…

Oh my god. I don't think this could get any dumber. Nearly every reply out-dumbs the one before that. Fuck having an intelligent argument. Everyone just makes shit up. It's as if every other commentator on Deadspin is a freshmen in college learning about America for the first time and feels it's their duty to make…