I've never seen anyone who needed a good ol' fashioned face-punch so bad.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

He got into the habit because Eli wasn't allowed in the pool without a helmet and Archie didn't want to have to explain why.

Peyton: Ok, the call is 342 X-wing Y-curl beta. Break!

Don't even think that donation gives you a piece of the team though, you indian givers.

Stop putting words in people's mouths and stop shaming rape victims, you asshole.

oh get over yourself, dude. you're writing on a deadspin message board. next time at least read the headline correctly and you won't take such a beating on here.

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be…

"You had Juan job Mexico City. Juan. Job."

"Pants and Tits" is also the nickname the tabloids gave to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

In Soviet Russia Olympic torch light you.

Things have really come full circle, as now David Beckham masturbates to photos of David Beckham.

Putin was shocked and appalled that there was a flaming man holding the torch, but was relieved to hear that escorts were on hand to set him straight.

A Song Of Ice And Fire

Yeah that was totally normal. Head coaches turn their backs on plays in progress all the time.

If by far less you mean "actually contacting a player" then, sure.

Responsible journalism, on the other hand, has been dead for some time.

What do you mean?

Dear Ken Tarr,