I was going to say everyone is happy in SD (which is where the Pats are practicing) but...Junior Seau :(

Atlanta came to a standstill with 3 inches.

Jaden and Willow Smith are the perfect examples of regression toward the mean.

I'll bet all the money in Jaden's pockets vs. all the money in yours that at some point in your life, you have said words to the effect of ..

"Now the cardinals, she liked them."

This is exactly why the Chinese will take over the world.

I don't know exactly what you read but LT can either be LaDainian Tomlinson or Lawrence Taylor. Although I don't think he played with either. Tomlinson left the Chargers at the end of the 2009 season. McClain joined the Chargers in 2012. The only possibility I can see is when Tomlinson resigned with the Chargers…

Did you masturbate next to her "sticky, muscly little body," bribe her to kiss you "for five seconds" on the lips or let her "relax on [you]" to watch the TV show she wanted? It's not a specific incident that is the issue. It is a pattern of behavior over the course of a decade that brings one to ask if she is a…

Do you pee around the toilet? You need to work on your hand to eye coordination man.

I wish I could star this more than once.

Not exactly the same prank Brett Favre had in mind.

I am not particularly surprised to find a dearth of Raiders counties by twitter. Prisons do not allow cellphones or social media.

CHAPTER 41 SEXUAL ABUSE § 22-4101. Definitions.

"Tru but u don't just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body is taken for my boyfriend."

And all of the Undefeated Super Bowl Champion Patriot shirts.

If this is not a picture of the statue today with the Rice line behind it, one needs to be taken. Just to show how ridiculously hypocritical Ravens fans are.

I would assume you are

There are a few Brian Lederman's in NYC based on a cursory Linkedin search. The one you mention may not be him. Unless you were able to verify that using other information you should probably take it down.
If you did verify it was him, good, fuck that guy.

"No one cares about what you intended"

I thought they were drowned in casks of their own making.