Funding education on a federal level (to get equal per student funding" will not necessarily help. New Jersey, due to Abbott v. Burke, shifts tax money from higher income suburbs to lower income inner city neighborhoods for school funding. The result is higher than average spending per pupil in inner cities (Newark,…

Intent does matter in the law. It is the difference between murder, manslaughter and nothing. If your gun goes off while you are cleaning it and it kills someone you might not go to jail. If the prosecutor believes you and decides not to charge you with anything, you go free.

I'll allow it

For godsakes, can we please ban videos shot in portrait from the internet?

Diners. New Jersey's "thing" is diners.

The kid was screaming to get pies, his mother attempted to buy him pies. In this specific scenario - and being a parent I have never had my kid cry to go home - you aren't making much sense.

Hunter Pence talks on his phone in the elevator

That's low.

Hunter Pence likes Chicago Style pizza

People who fill a basket while food shopping then place the basket on the belt. You filled the fucking thing, you empty it.

I can't tell you how many times I just tell the person how much change to give me. Every once in a while I want to tell them something different than the machine just to see if they will give it to me.

All players must run to their right to remove the advantage that right handed batters have. If a left handed batter hits he must run to what is usually third base and round the bases in a clock-wise fashion.

My parents split when I was 12, I didn't get shit except for animosity

I want to recommend this more than once, alas it is not possible. I actually, truly, laughed out loud.

It was really only like 16 yards

He tore his ACL out? He's CRAZY

"Uh oh"

This always happens to the Buc's, but it's the CDC who takes the underwear.

I applaud your stand against racism in all of its forms. I would love to see your email to Deadspin about their use of the word "honky" in the title of an article.

I'm not sure if you're talking about Deadspin editors or not, but the writer of the article is middle eastern.