are you also trying to marry coffee?
Those gifs are me, every day.
I'm a woman and I suffer from this. I assume every single stranger on the street wants to have sex with me but when it comes to one-on-one type deals with people who I kind of actually know or want to know or am interested in? They could flirt with me til their mouth falls off and I'd still be like "no! he's just…
So.. I'm not an E. L. James fan, because what thinking person could be one? This came up at a recent dinner party and the subject of 'what is so evil about her face?' came up. I commented that I was not sure it was evil, per se, but that she did kind of look like Jeff Daniels in a wig.
There was a time where I replaced everyone in my life with him. Those were good days.
"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."
You know who has really great skin? Beck.
Photoshopping pics of Beyoncé to make her look bad...
But you have plenty of desire to comment about your lack of desire to sympathize or understand someone whose experiences were not yours. Got it. Thanks for stopping by.
YES! I didn't realize it had made Gawker. I tried to google the Herald article on it but it wouldn't come up. It's a real thing!
JUST STOP HAVING SEX YOU WHOREY WHORE
No, it's not outdated. Google "what should I tip in a restaurant" and here are the amounts from the first 4 results.
The whole tipping system is effed up. Why is this all based on a percentage of the check?? Does it really take twice as much effort on server's part to deliver a Surf & Turf entree as it does a burger and fries? Also, I completely disagree that 18-20% is a "minimum" for "average service". 15% for average service,…
The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…
Hershey exec logic: If we don't let them taste the other chocolate, they won't know ours is akin to eating wax.
Who else is old enough to remember this gem:
Can we all agree that anything from Fox News anything is just ignorance based on stupidity based on personal myths made up by men?