There's updated pictures on her IG and Tupac Shakur showed up with a bottle of Sangria

Well mine pales in comparison to what's in the article but I will share.

You are a keeper. I hope your husband realizes how lucky he is.

One of my happiest holiday party memories is when a gang of us went to a trendy NYC restaurant for New Year's Eve and I STARTED a conga line and the wait staff joined in! I was not entirely sober (and I doubt the wait staff was either) but I guess I was sober enough to remember this.

Right.

Are they trying to make us into Duggars??????

I dunno guys...she's only the 20th woman to come forward. Is there a man somewhere who can confirm all this???

Yeah, let me fix that. You get to a point with these stories where neither you nor editor can even see the words anymore because you've read them so many times.

I had a client years ago (back in the days when advertising was all about squiring around some angry corporate bitch from New Jersey) who I waited on hand and foot for a whole working weekend, showing her all the sights in San Francisco to keep her away from the commercial we were shooting elsewhere in town. After…

Wow, sarcasm just flies past over some people's head, no?

[preparing myself for when an instagram photo of his victim hits reddit or something and debates ensue about whether or not she is hot enough for the crime he committed.]

Some woman (allegedly) thinking that a performance piece was license to sexually violate someone is further proof that we are in desperate need of public education on consent.

This is weird since, by all appearances, Florida and Satan would seem to be best friends.

So my cousin's two kids are visiting their rat bastard of a dad. "Dad" never spent any time with these kids choosing to dump them off at his mom and dad's house and then heading out to spend time with his underage girlfriend, his smelly coonhounds and his beloved truck. While at the grandparent's house one weekend the…

Why is that problematic? To be clear, I'm not saying that a mental illness would've excused the attacker's actions, but it'd certainly help explain their extremely irrational severity. And a great number of people with severe untreated mental illnesses are, unfortunately, homeless.

I read this right after eating poutine. Mistakes were made.

zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.

Very specifically, a couple of weeks ago I was talking about Ms. Bowman and her claims and discussing the horror of her victimization. Of course, it was also a long discussion that included the Ghomeshi issues. Which lead to him asking many times over "WHY didn't they go to the police?" To which I gave my own personal…

This! Fucking this! I find this to especially be true concerning "masculine" things—like finances or technology.

My guy is fairly enlightened, but he does this too and it makes me so angry. He'll double check my facts, never trusts that I know where we're going in the car, and swear things I can remember so clearly in my head that I can watch them like a movie never happened. It has almost cost us our relationship before—being…